Monday, February 20, 2006

John Crouse & Jim Leftwich ACTS 2000 - 2033

ACT TWO THOUSAND
 
 
steal this act: “each unlike was”
 
steal this act: “each unlike be”
 
steal this act: “each unlike frames”
 
steal this act: “each unlike marking”
 
steal this act: “each unlike form”
 
steal this act: “each unlike thing”
 
steal this act: “each unlike decided”
 
steal this act: “each unlike needed”
 
steal this act: “each unlike became”
 
steal this act: “each unlike just”
 
steal this act: “each unlike gone”
 
steal this act: “each unlike since.”



ACT TWO THOUSAND ONE
 
 
jefferson roosevelt jefferson: “writing page field”
 
jefferson jefferson roosevelt: “poetry seem writing”
 
roosevelt roosevelt jefferson: “writing chair words”
 
roosevelt jefferson jefferson: “words space page”
 
roosevelt jefferson roosevelt: “questions time there”
 
jefferson jefferson jefferson: “makes writing then”
 
roosevelt jefferson roosevelt: “margins corner page”
 
jefferson jefferson roosevelt: “thinking page time”
 
roosevelt roosevelt roosevelt: “page use writing”
 
roosevelt jefferson roosevelt: “reader comma where”
 
jefferson roosevelt jefferson: “page makes space”
 
roosevelt roosevelt jefferson: “words book writers.”



ACT TWO THOUSAND TWO
 
 
patsy goat wound: “was knew time”
 
sparse odious killer: “where piece problematic”
 
bejesus rake valise: “that actual space”
 
scant shameful brand: “gives action mail”
 
shocking fry sport: “for decide words”
 
inadequate monster scour: “that hands trouble”
 
shortage sauce saintly: “point long necessary”
 
hens closet atrocity: “ground things theory”
 
deficient orbiter browse: “scheme background vocabulary”
 
gash smarts shuffle: “reference system room”
 
misconduct promenade spine: “front texts minimal”
 
blood premium pulp: “reasons selves nothing.”



ACT TWO THOUSAND THREE
 
 
whipping tight sassy: “where such time”
 
cicatrix smack tang: “case think melting”
 
lip playboy drown: “flaw pages boundaries”
 
butt check imperil: “decide scenes interdisciplinary”
 
flashbacks cloy chills: “clear particular united”
 
wanting toothsome hoard: “source context vietnam”
 
slink disfigurement vice: “thinking writing male”
 
skeleton odor grace: “themselves rigid wars”
 
pockmark moral cut: “know so notion”
 
womanizer over bacon: “find much lot”
 
pad lacerate diplomacy: “build drift dissolving”
 
cheek glide acid: “blending studies power.”



ACT TWO THOUSAND FOUR
 
 
blanch primo swoon: “generation exist mixed”
 
falling lser increase: “beginning involve hand”
 
ebb eleven apttitude: “going opposite secrets”
 
gosepl job fair: “doing attention notion”
 
vivid legs fudge: “since function religion”
 
flop debacle xerox: “change rather observer”
 
heralds adroit josh: “blot abstract other”
 
thrive snap mohair: “powerful response touch”
 
falsehood aces turkey: “aware implication taste”
 
puss famous faithful: “window aside smell”
 
drop kidding twinkletoes: “business vision desire”
 
datum rayon abortion: “impetus earth suffocated.”



ACT TWO THOUSAND FIVE
 
 
bolt flash winded: “value bought plaza”
 
sick shave beef: “reason bought bench”
 
toned bombastic feels: “sense outside obeyed”
 
spice speedy peacock: “precisely places rules”
 
deformity swats verbose: “world pieces corporate”
 
snow slack cajole: “else particular city”
 
toadyism liven cloth: “exist space sleep”
 
link lock implant: “time themselves territory”
 
ephemeral tongue flotilla: “now minds children”
 
chink sourness skull: “ask years private”
 
getaway swagger vial: “public frame define”
 
greenhorn scram navy: “existence censor century.”



ACT TWO THOUSAND SIX
 
 
decamp nature except: “seeing comparison procedures”
 
spotlight cleaner dragging: “transcribed particular sources”
 
tincture commodity chisel: “play tendencies deviate”
 
pennant hale blow: “possible research written”
 
enduringf shuck hutch: “composition nationally solo”
 
shrill damo harmful: “improviser distinct process”
 
soul to strapping: “articulate composers consequence”
 
leather eyewash titanic: “mind clear equivalent”
 
pernicious cabinet economize: “free directly debate”
 
hubby abase infected: “indicator read obscured”
 
belittling crushed hustle: “impartial paper instantly”
 
trunk blah traumatizing: “cultural algorithms absurd.”



ACT TWO THOUSAND SEVEN
 
 
hatch mortification sauce: “projection speaks discreet”
 
pang manage famished: “intimacy mirrors momentary”
 
lowliness bellows civilized: “contemplate nothing marked”
 
anthropomorphic shanty pie: “realities parallel reasoning”
 
inkling baloney phlegm: “references perspective conflicts”
 
minx clasp honor: “experiences enigmas scriptures”
 
titanic clams cervantes: “repertoire disorders ghosts”
 
belittling throb eclipsing: “finished code emergent”
 
stilts powwow bipedal: “observation sensuality scars”
 
fluting wench glob: “surface sense wrinkles”
 
eyewash made simple: “diagram maps excavate”
 
trailing tiff munchies: “revolves regions shelters.”



ACT TWO THOUSAND EIGHT
 
 
hotfoot blah knocks: “denotes zone carrier”
 
scrawny peel ego: “principle construction during”
 
eventual tainted baked: “idiom gathered context”
 
boundless counterfeit banned: “conditions decades series”
 
bedridden versatile misery: “lyrical intimates release”
 
gangland penis openhanded: “contrasts corroboration resistance”
 
tusk coda hero: “propelling traditions critics”
 
speculate arsenal flipside: “conscious flesh ensemble”
 
dominated excision digger: “industry systemic weave”
 
emancipator flattering profundo: “structure numeric palpable”
 
saddled apt discharge: “communicative transfer festival”
 
uproar stardom guttersnipe: “outside language orchestra.”



ACT TWO THOUSAND NINE
 
 
reverse stomping appoint: “begin time human”
 
equivocating capitalist erasure: “music given realities”
 
jealous identical inventory: “traditional forms envisioned”
 
aplomb obliterate shrouds: “primary activates atomic”
 
counterpart gear sickness: “partial dynamic evolves”
 
flattery wash petition: “perceptual language manifests”
 
hazy inlet envy: “restructured derivatives decode”
 
anorexic cutting plebian: “physical beings decide”
 
groom throaty sterile: “haptic cycles set”
 
powerful mutated crouch: “categorical phenomena values”
 
pangs abuse discharge: “continuum soluble fishing”
 
uncle scads glasscutter: “surrounding theories merits.”



ACT TWO THOUSAND TEN
 
 
opener load leaving: “stylistic motionless lineage”
 
generous pop along: “generative musters aware”
 
obligation blue mire: “systemic givens emphatic”
 
lax tightfisted ajar: “divisions subcultural vibrations”
 
oncoming wary once: “spiritual ensemble previous”
 
roll wonderstruck clocks: “pointed dominance performs”
 
wizened goggle slammer: “undergoes orderly context”
 
individuals pellucid nettle: “solutions challenge solutions”
 
lamblike folks climax: “realty heard backwards”
 
peaceable organ reprint: “informative composites hungry”
 
clone clown slit: “conceptual ecology split”
 
give outstanding agony: “decodes serial balance.”



ACT TWO THOUSAND ELEVEN
 
 
renounce hearsay fixing: “quest bluff sonic”
 
rebuke astrology fixing: “sediment peel flair”
 
recommend fame fixing: “prime parsed reap”
 
reply criminal fixing: “combs butte noun”
 
repartee defaults fixing: “hear trolls frame”
 
reprimand dear fixing: “mint faulty ear”
 
repair stardom fixing: “doom folks seed”
 
repel jokes fixing: “breed frown cooks”
 
resentment feedback fixing: “flounce fluke coma”
 
resonant breather fixing: “plea port mind”
 
rebuff downtime fixing: “pear pelt sense”
 
request booking fixing: “slant rebel guest.”



ACT TWO THOUSAND TWELVE
 
 
hack god whip: “expression pupils exit”
 
onus god abate: “alone themselves heard”
 
tithe god discoloration: “furtive charm vein”
 
touchable god hanging: “translucent voice presence”
 
albatross god taxicab: “selves words partake”
 
rambling god damns: “authors sentences contemporary”
 
lock god contiguous: “scores interject nurture”
 
accuse god percentage: “practice parentheses aspire”
 
tapestry god wrangle: “inimitable rhythm speaks”

piquant god fluffy: “rapidly felicitous portrait”
 
ropes god klatch: “dinner connotes instrumental”
 
hissing god personnel: “warmth embarks traces.”



ACT TWO THOUSAND THIRTEEN
 
 
mask of payment: “reflects commercial platform”
 
mask of butt: “wave contracts equate”
 
mask of saddle: “appears deplore achievements”
 
mask of mask: “sciences text necessary”
 
mask of beloved: “featuring addition realization”
 
mask of sinews: “orchestral spelling culture”
 
mask of punishment: “social commensurate reverence”
 
mask of montana: “vital afternoons respect”
 
mask of thriving: “subjects rehearsals tone”
 
mask of jefferson: “index allot relegated”
 
mask of labyrinth: “historically clothes normally”
 
mask of hemorrhage: “warrants built aesthetic.”



ACT TWO THOUSAND FOURTEEN
 
 
surcharge laughingstock crosses: “attention persona ensues”
 
rehearsed pending muddled: “aware analysis baggage”
 
shy sparked needless: “paper harm elusive”
 
wordplay upset decimate: “inequities art experienced”
 
gape hardship charismatic: “compendium factor syndrome”
 
smarts champoin zoom: “incorporation overrides different”
 
zonal ministering vanquisher: “voicing entertainment price”
 
enchantment yardstick retort: “timbre choices steadfastly”
 
saucer childhood sponge: “schematic domination prisoner”
 
blowing playboy reflective: “cauldron apportion tournament”
 
oddity corroboration nosecone: “orientation myriad powers”
 
pustule adulthood acme: “electrified ceremony veterans.”



ACT TWO THOUSAND FIFTEEN
 
 
end endanger unappealing: “method control representative”
 
commentary seams useless: “everyone patterns totality”
 
battle spellbind upshot: “experiences thoughts indication”
 
troh skirmish overstep: “prisoner otherwise vicissitudes”
 
salubrious discontinue saddle: “madness identity focus”
 
enthralling sanction jefferson: “another similarity individual”
 
mastermind nosecone windup: “seemingly propagation logic”
 
sweep reason ape: “however aesthetically attention”
 
ingrain usurp face: “extending resisted countenance”
 
whack operating obligate: “necessity interspersed compelled”
 
crowded trespass hem: “cognizant immensely discussion”
 
concoct pledge lovable: “perceived stretch reception.”



ACT TWO THOUSAND SIXTEEN
 
 
promise god nerves: “certain americans technical”
 
employed god lift: “speech imagine pleasant”
 
spoken god hawaii: “venue sounds unusual”
 
commit god idle: “bothered nausea thought”
 
rivet god testicle: “culturally dwelling interpreted”
 
model god swollen: “view angry attempt”
 
prevent god turbine: “frame areas selective”
 
sweet god handicap: “generated experience subjects”
 
working god veto: “due impetus happened”
 
tied god pep: “instance probe distorts”
 
capacitate god seductress: “portrayed exposure minor”
 
fetching god ballistic: “calm information thinking.”



ACT TWO THOUSAND SEVENTEEN
 
 
followers swelling zealot: “now here nowhere”
 
aggregate blood inveigle: “worlds famous decades”
 
distemper attract prodigiousness: “american monticello lawn”
 
persuade malaise kindle: “flag spectators standing”
 
rabid shrink delectation: “mangler addle kansas”
 
tantalize towering addict: “detroit enigma variant”
 
laughs uncut acrimony: “litigant godless detour”
 
climber venom riddles: “terror leg salami”
 
undivided listlessness: “if gilded ideational aftertaste”
 
gripping keen beef: “fork folded livers”
 
devotee organs runs: “dreary fantasy cunning”
 
boil conscript otherworldly: “comrade omelette however.”



ACT TWO THOUSAND EIGHTEEN
 
 
undying elope volcano: “mail enclosed envelope”
 
afterlife squares jefferson: “treasurer office drop”
 
nonnative shorn clemency: “municipal building reserve”
 
samuel langborn bifurcation: “enter jurisdiction code”
 
prior miserable bladder: “charged convenience fee”
 
dispensation enforced maraud: “penalty and interest”
 
eschew dudes coxcomb: “personal property relief”
 
beachhead loot bygones: “motorcycles and trucks”
 
toehold debris augury: “individual under contract”
 
haste heel hutch: “business purposes weight”
 
ourselves mozart loaves: “pursuant expensed vehicle”
 
sheepishness mulatto pod: “unless otherwise indicated.”



ACT TWO THOUSAND NINETEEN
 
 
hayes carter buchanan: “nixon reagan bush”
 
hoover clinton tyler: “nixon reagan bush”
 
bush jefferson bush: “nixon reagan bush”
 
madison polk roosevelt: “nixon reagan bush”
 
cleveland coolidge taft: “nixon reagan bush”
 
adams truman ford: “nixon reagan bush”
 
lincoln johnson jackson: “nixon reagan bush”
 
reagan harding kennedy: “nixon reagan bush”
 
eisenhower wilson grant: “nixon reagan bush”
 
fillmore washington harding: “nixon reagan bush”
 
nixon roosevelt  taylor: “nixon reagan bush”
 
adams mckinley monroe: “nixon reagan bush.”



ACT TWO THOUSAND TWENTY
 
 
my writing is: “a consistent viewpoint”
 
organized clearly and: “information i use”
 
logically i have: “other sources of”
 
taken out all: “all books and”
 
details that do: “keep a record”
 
not belong in: “my writing i”
 
my writing i: “not belong in”
 
keep a record: “details that do”
 
all books and: “taken out all”
 
other sources of: “logically i have”
 
information i use: “organized clearly and”
 
a consistent viewpoint: “my writing is.”



ACT TWO THOUSAND TWENTY ONE
 
 
catapult peace stewpan: “tonic ramp ore”
 
beefy nudge regimen: “crop dancers azure”
 
hoarse exciting celibacy: “seal gale vial”

abandon penal furlough: “settlement fuller laughter”
 
recidivist incline rightful: “piracy mentation pandemic”
 
sermon culprit mindset: “bonnet monster waylaid”
 
sneer pulpit denial: “western raucous nearest”
 
raunchy seer prodigal: “mountain visitors bandana”
 
fewest scofflaw counsel: “oars beetroot tapir”
 
sway wanton trailblazer: “peas fudge cities”
 
remonstrance cram jurisprudence: “penthouse clinamen rite”
 
rawboned whore outcrop: “pits spear flaw.”



ACT TWO THOUSAND TWENTY TWO
 
 
slackness applause dwarf: “combo coddle blade”
 
staggering pants bullets: “combo paddler compass”
 
protract bale dazzle: “combo scrape vagrant”
 
clamping buckskins brochure: “combo pending clump”
 
impending saunter receptacle: “combo tract stammering”
 
extravaganza bushwhack clamdiggers: “combo lack plus”
 
landscape memo ram: “combo plants drizzle”
 
compress jade throes: “combo skinner sauce”
 
piddling rocking chinos: “combo bushy emote”
 
blade composure fetal: “combo faded rookery”
 
coddle clamping bedlam: “combo posture lamp”
 
combo baby varnish: “combo able famished.”



ACT TWO THOUSAND TWENTY THREE
 
 
dexterous snoop hellish: “abandon continuing predicted”

commonest cube trashing: “globe border regime”
 
confabulation freedom internment: “december tutelage puppet”
 
opposite sheer easing: “policy technology fingers”
 
backbone matching replete: “international difficulties candidate”
 
analysis cavalier bypass: “deeply american drugs”
 
wicked illustrate lessen: “revealed process purged”
 
skillful loathe regulate: “convergence driven financed”
 
digress chiffon curb: “oath infrastructure smuggles”
 
saintly softening duress: “desire turning nephew”
 
nimbleness nuts troublemaking: “themselves traffic interim”
 
blossom waffling denuded: “disbanded failures savior.”



ACT TWO THOUSAND TWENTY FOUR
 
 
 
personal taste ticklish: “agency friday metropolitan”
 
personal taste underscore: “decision morning marooned”
 
personal taste manumission: “natural capitalist mendicants”
 
personal taste castrate: “obvious stark masters”
 
personal taste innards: “criminals faces bemused”
 
personal taste theory: “definitely write beggars”
 
personal taste sepulcher: “republican failure justice”
 
personal taste teethe: “linked rapacious freedoms”
 
personal taste allure: “becoming persona embargo”
 
personal taste persuade: “partners adopt forum”
 
personal taste dog: “notorious awakened compound”
 
personal taste velveteen: “puzzled primary independence.”



ACT TWO THOUSAND TWENTY FIVE
 
 
invigorated minds eye: “defeated supremacy equals”
 
blister minds eye: “forces remnants agreed”
 
peccadillo minds eye: “armed usurers dispatched”
 
mackinaw minds eye: “quarrel penalties forgiven”
 
twinkletoes minds eye: “napoleonic money american”
 
default minds eye: “warring exports gain”
 
spandex minds eye: “warning experts grain”
 
chapter minds eye: “warding imports rain”
 
artificial minds eye: “abolished fake for”
 
virgin minds eye: “properties flake form”
 
kittenish minds eye: “recompensed fluke fork”
 
costing minds eye: “estimated newly spoon.”



ACT TWO THOUSAND TWENTY SIX
 
 
gown mania ravel: “waggle blue leek”
 
war prance nippy: “hazard conic dulcimer”
 
wild order chafe: “salve least shed”
 
head spry shred: “chase zipper navel”
 
tip topmost shitless: “manic trance border”
 
chilling cargo enslave: “fry moist embargo”
 
tricky spume ulcer: “plume syringe pleat”
 
usual serene con: “vase derrick pale”
 
squander replete hazing: “risk scam free”
 
freaked false geek: “swan usury rictus”
 
scum maverick blow: “linger trip dead”
 
frisk stale wiggle: “wily wart frown.”



ACT TWO THOUSAND TWENTY SEVEN
 
 
throbs grooms sails: “aboard endive grail”
 
massive guess converge: “bomb conch snail”
 
company mutated jumbo: “viral spanish legume”
 
charge virus mongrel: “goat bard honed”
 
lobotomy sprain endowment: “heave gene verity”
 
infringement legacy inborn: “logic smattering rug”
 
crap jingo protege: “static hadal protein”
 
thrifty wizard jihad: “kite ripple sleeping”
 
chest stoned logistics: “checkers rift gap”
 
keeper leavings blitzkrieg: “fringe boat chart”
 
tripping genuflection tatters: “camper missive robbery”
 
skids reverie neologist: “rooms guest mute”



ACT TWO THOUSAND TWENTY EIGHT
 
 
worship wording reassure: “lips spoon door”
 
guarantee epithet assets: “dazzle class pure”
 
digressive gnaw dazed: “prosthetic lumber patch”
 
meanings frame adorations: “wire trap pent”
 
relaxing function spoonerism: “slight shrew panic”
 
weathered malapropism lapse: “filter fables fiction”
 
troubled prolix glorification: “sap flat words”
 
chat timber fabulous: “rainy hats bled”
 
drained dispatch kilter: “wreath lake bean”
 
swords haywire spanner: “grex rant sheep”
 
flatten trauma shroud: “warden thesis raw”
 
inapt penmanship sight: “from junction prism.”



ACT TWO THOUSAND TWENTY NINE
 
 
crafted drop crafted: “marker poetics sock”
 
hug drop hug: “teeming jute graft”
 
awry drop awry: “rap drupe rip”
 
disconsolate drop disconsolate: “ripe dope prod”
 
precise drop precise: “drape rod pore”
 
immoral drop immoral: “rapid same steam”
 
martyr drop martyr: “locker poem mark”
 
poetry drop poetry: “mourn scissors consul”
 
headlock drop headlock: “rye bugs rafter”
 
esteem drop esteem: “droop rope drip”
 
jetsam drop jetsam: “rift buggy sly”
 
giftwrap drop giftwrap: “cone pretty mortal.”



ACT TWO THOUSAND THIRTY
 
Abbie Hoffman
 
 
unless we become: “we debate which”
 
a society that: “ism is more”
 
judges itself: “[as] important that which”
 
not by the: “other ism i”
 
opportunitys we provide: “agree that all”
 
for the most: “the isms lead”
 
fortunate but for: “to schisms which”
 
the least fortunate: “lead to wasms”
 
we fail at: “we need a”
 
any chance we: “new language to”
 
have at a: “lead us into”
 
truly democratic life: “the new century.”



ACT TWO THOUSAND THIRTY ONE
 
Abbie Hoffman
 
 
we debate which: “the new century”
 
ism is more: “truly democratic life”
 
important that which: “have at a”
 
other ism i: “any chance we”
 
agree that all: “we fail at”
 
the isms lead: “the least fortunate”
 
to schisms which: “fortunate but for”
 
lead to wasms: “for the most”
 
we need a: “not by the”
 
new language to: “judges itself [as]”
 
lead us into: “a society that”
 
the new century: “unless we become.”



ACT TWO THOUSAND THIRTY TWO
 
Abbie Hoffman
 
 
how about coating: “for sorcerie is”
 
thin darts in: “the sovereyn book”
 
lsd and shooting: “that to the”
 
them from a: “science bilongeth. yet”
 
daisy air pellet: “are ther fibicches”
 
gun guns and: “in forceres of”
 
darts are available: “fele mennes makynge,”
 
at hobby and: “experiments of alkenamye”
 
sports shops sharpening: “the peple to”
 
the otherwise dull: “deceyve; if thow”
 
darts will help: “thynke to dowel”
 
turning on yr prey: “deel therwith nevere!”



ACT TWO THOUSAND THIRTY THREE
 
Abbie Hoffman
 
 
if youre not: “if you dont”
 
located next door: “why not go”
 
to a large: “out and make”
 
pot field growing: “yr own? creating”
 
in the wild: “free media depends”
 
maybe you would: “imagination and ability”
 
have some success: “to follow thru”
 
growing your own: “to follow thru”
 
its well worth: “extent on yr”
 
it to try: “to a large”
 
yr pot luck!: “like the news.”