John Crouse & Jim Leftwich ACTS 500 - 533

ACT FIVE HUNDRED


upper lip, mynah: “insert smiley face.”

stiff myth clippers?: “jukebox chevrolet (word!).”

mouthed-scissors-legends: “honed preemptive discotheque.”

craws, folklore cutout: “tupperwares crayfish south.”

tupperware! (cyclical fucker): “flickering lyrical supper.”

disconnection + fairy = cyanosis: “gnosis fairly conundrum.”

empty blood cyclone: “jukebox chevrolet airtight?”

cloned, hollow, brood: “cheney cyanide stooge.”

third) cyanide stooge: “stooge brooding blowjob?”

cigars & turds & blowjobs: “(wordy hurried thirds).”

jojoba bird signification: “signifier folkloric cutups?”

airtight ballet. neoplasm: “instant runoff election.”


ACT FIVE HUNDRED ONE


lyricist exculpates orchardman: “disposable scientists union.”

trope junkie dimple: “biopiracy inaugural gangster.”

karoake arpeggio synchromesh: “homeostatic satellite chemicals.”

fanny pack decree: “proliferation molecule agency.”

sweatsuit weeps rapscallion: “wealthy diagnosis pollution.”

quadruplicate moorhen pyramid: “clinician depletion cities.”

devolution carabiner hatchback: “etiology halons erosion.”

driveshaft islet narwhal: “economic dermatology berth.”

natural childbirth skateboard: “ozone protocol degradation.”

monovalent transexual icebreaker: “troposphere immune bodies.”

correlative bellyflop dynasty: “ultraviolet fossil commercial.”

abalone decoder sepsis: “chlorophyl preindustrial weapons.”


ACT FIVE HUNDRED TWO


horseshoes shackles repulsions: “gasoline secretary technique.”

spirit level basketry: “presidential disasters natural.”

outsource bashful herbs: “jeopardy industry monopolistic.”

mechanical goy muscat: “hydrogen persistent propaganda.”

rapist mural rally: “electrical crucial extinct.”

speedboat consumption trammel: “production enlist eucalyptus.”

global villus passkey: “manufacturing contaminated kangaroos.”

santorium foodstuff hangar: “nuclear repellent campaign.”

chautauqua diabetes chaser: “civilian construction freeway.”

roquefort apache checkbook: “enemy benign euphemism.”

high definition fisticuffs: “companies cogenerator trachea.”

himmler obeys nuthatch: “government financially hemisphere.”


ACT FIVE HUNDRED THREE


oarlock crocodilla nutriment: “hemorrhage cultural excreta.”

republican party suttee: “mosquito injected packaging.”

flabbergast ungulate swaddle: “indigenous respiratory plastic.”

compressed deviation birthright: “bacterial corroding pathology.”

cockscomb kandinsky abscess: “military affluence digestive.”

tenderfoot smocking template: “humus candlelight bamboo.”

eat at joes: “microclimate advertising contraindicated.”

pelvis snark skewer: “reptilian corporations fertilizer.”

hair follicle prosody: “paraffin journalism carcinogen.”

tenterhook superconducting enfranchisements: “covert city toxic.”

endless breastplate ketchup: “insects hygienic landfills.”

strabismus bewildering jugular: “alkaloid flag environment.”


ACT FIVE HUNDRED FOUR


cantaloupe drunked sun: “cigarettes scissors dictionary.”

swift parapet shading: “journal vitamins ink.”

chains tenant carol: “staples tape stamper.”

paroll wallpaper charity: “water tempura mail.”

patios white gem: “scanner ashtray cassette.”

ripen upright pauses: “trashcan envelopes box.”

solid truangles suction: “bookshelf spiderweb paper.”

union fang bongos: “notebook antenna stencil.”

hello alphabetical dislikes: “eraser knife mints.”

ribbon laughter correctly: “guarana paycheck glue.”

trombone as many: “crayons printer lamp.”


ACT FIVE HUNDRED FIVE


sensitive hut punch: “main university mcintyre.”

transport racoon quizzes: “madison cabel preston.”

dwarf earthly cream: “emmett ivy cameron.”

possible canoe unit: “jefferson cherry shamrock.”

objects multiplication muse: “chelsea stadium maury.”

ferrest cannonbal humps: “fontaine appletree summit.”

thumb punsih thrice: “hydraulic inglewood berkshire.”

adverb began it: “seminole angus barracks.”

treachery amplify slipping: “dice elliot monticello.”

ringing salt twitter: “prospect farmington riverside.”

like wow man: “rugby winston cottage.”

turtleneck nativity fetch: “chancellor brandon monroe.”


ACT FIVE HUNDRED SIX


synonymous beaks tortilla: “police card waco.”

heap memory grief: “text after will.”

listen headlong custody: “bootstrap forking skin.”

saucer loaded circumstances: “herald lack booster.”

emotional tarantula recorded: “weld deciduous children.”

thorax secretly trend: “tournament leftover raining.”

journey lefthand inning: “ajax discretely blend.”

held evergreen chicken: “devotional tarantula decoded.”

heralded black rooster: “saucier coded circumference.”

rooting for skin: “glistening headstrong custodian.”

next after skill: “steep memory cliff.”

ploice car taco: “synchronized tweaks armadillo.”


ACT FIVE HUNDRED SEVEN


symmetry ungainly glean: “promise scarcer recollection.”

absurd fireflies cruelly: “photon resolver shove.”

gown teachings gradually: “camp infirmity atlantic.”

reflect musical blown: “gatherings federally bangles.”

statesman limits candy: “regret apparition stationing.”

beams purport salami: “negligee towers clucking.”

easygoing spoils hung: “unsafe refute audiograms.”

devote chemical trick: “specialize fermented imply.”

costing loose butter: “reclassifies neighborhoods mercenary.”

reptile punishes invalids: “variable sulphured grounding.”

patchwork happened pouts: “patently cannibalizes smithy.”

distant sandpaper drapery: “accelerate masochists artichokes.”


ACT FIVE HUNDRED EIGHT


zigzag tarry expire: “deduct statutory matriculate.”

volcano exporting nerve: “pastry calamity ink.”

photographic peach necklace: “unless undertaker retrieved.”

redcoat skim thorn: “incidents champion spoiler.”

fringe cheer bananas: “carnivorous termite juice.”

wrinkling war citation: “decrypts acrobatics unlawful.”

clammy indulgent noiseless: “winged raincoat graphology.”

patsy taps violinist: “quilts incredulous quests.”

roost squares rollers: “portable bleach phlegm.”

terminate mummy highchair: “cowboys dentistry budgetary.”

carnival gunpowder launder: “volumetric zephyr fairy.”

allowance latches ago: “metaphorical netted reckoning.”


ACT FIVE HUNDRED NINE


speed opinion tablets: “objective cookery flaunt.”

fragrance ozone spade: “rhomboid legerdemain food.”

promenade offspring liquids: “sprint ounces quadrangular.”

rye stall doom: “spoliate logoclastic cakewalk.”

hoggish n\meteor noose: “rambler canton traduced.”

leash audience flower: “slick missive booth.”

hood tick adjective: “onions frozen sprig.”

ledge permission rook: “tall, imitative clairaudient.”

rockets soothes amount: “leakage frogs wry.”

contrasted spoils spring: “barricade arrogance greed.”

chain elastic sources: “tables spasmodic squid.”

nimble sidewalk squadron: “roomful loosely flounder.”


ACT FIVE HUNDRED TEN


dashing sunrise challenge: “steeringwheel dashboard brake.”

pock alcohol noun: “hamburger sandbox mongrel.”

snake shears severe: “headlight offshore spatula.”

telescope daze knowhow: “cheesesticks carbonated litterbug.”

backtrack sedge rosary: “notebook plumage knapsack.”

plumage cougar boxes: “seatbelt telescope snake.”

litterbug famished cymbals: “trashbag understood countless.”

carbonated szarina rap: “ashtray semiotic rosary.”

spatula headlines strew: “chicken souvlaki sunrise.”

offshore fudge countess: “carburetor famished cougar.”

mongrel sarcasm unfurl: “gyro radiator knowhow.”

sandbox spiders understood: “hubcap radio mirror.”


ACT FIVE HUNDRED ELEVEN


seventh frigid spar: “right here, now.”

diameter schools bray: “market opportunists bulldozer.”

argue homespun macron: “slogan metaphysics forbid.”

humane potshot spelunker: “effects simulated thought.”

offender footlights foam: “machines emotion profession.”

pang nuckel egypt: “commercial terror product.”

spawn trespass riddle: “fear everything forever.”

horseshoe riders dagger: “media enchantment surrealism.”

brag sermon monosyllables: “news of deaths.”

born dishes encompass: “portent destruction lesson.”

penknife repents idiom: “strategies traditional deluge.”

filly doubts surface: “right now, here.”


ACT FIVE HUNDRED TWELVE


lynch postage timber: “lunch postal lumber.”

theater refills manners: “photography no longer.”

redhot freed suppertime: “document predominates version.”

sunburn laughs dawdles: “authenticity of nostalgia?”

botanical navigation clothing: “purity inasmuch suspicion.”

stamping pastured insane: “encounter (for example).”

thorax sweet love: “primordial lyricism ephemeral.”

stagger peanuts bible: “limits of chance.”

mantlepiece or warships: “presence of reality?”

mankind keyboard gladness: “ideology of realism?”

doff comic antagonist: “contrast themselves extent.”

mete litmus abdomen: “mute christmas abduction.”


ACT FIVE HUNDRED THIRTEEN


badly one harm: “mudra of noses.”

many salt troops: “mudra of gloves.”

please own mother: “mudra of affluence.”

against stuck verb: “mudra of worlds.”

had the mines: “mudra of clientele.”

keep rules thoughts: “mudra of baths.”

animal cough degrees: “mudra of tongues.”

as mint noun: “mudra of foils.”

music less plural: “mudra of podiums.”

fingers ice idiots: “mudra of aberrations.”

do crimes cooling: “mudra of blunders.”

bring astronomers children: “mudra of exclamations.”


ACT FIVE HUNDRED FOURTEEN


guru of roses: “psychoanalyst choking ceremony.”

guru of loves: “mind perfuming biscuit.”

guru of affects: “abyss juniper fetus.”

guru of words: “discordant defenestration aesthetic.”

guru of clients: “machine spirochete history.”

guru of paths: “of vaudeville virginity.”

guru of lungs: “egalitarian grief oblong.”

guru of oils: “of airy gowns.”

guru of modems: “obliteration mosaic camp.”

guru of adorations: “markers suspicious artifice.”

guru of blenders: “musk cremation beatitude.”

guru of excretions: “bodily toners pun.”


ACT FIVE HUNDRED FIFTEEN


ascetics submachine gun: “bring docile fingers.”

defloration spinet tuners: “music as animals.”

descartes this body: “kelp haddock agrarian.”

fetus of beatitude: “pleat mainly bodies.”

jupiter vaudeville cremation: “one salt town.”

abyss virginity dusk: “stuck the rules.”

cirsuit hegelian sacrificial: “cough minty lesson.”

perfuming great suspicion: “nice criminal astronomers.”

mind along denmark: “children fooling idiots.”

ceremony of damp: “plural pronounal degrees.”

choking are mosiac: “thoughts mindless reverb.”

psychoanalysist owns obliteration: “other troops harm.”


ACT FIVE HUNDRED SIXTEEN


chapel to turn: “plainsong bears venerable.”

mood to besides: “harried paging comportment.”

bundle to sullen: “granola litigant rot.”

constitution to moping: “burning sanctuary decipher.”

moor to moonbeam: “captured electronics projector.”

sunk to fable: “psychic advertiser proscribed.”

penmanship to fellatio: “oscillatory lingers verbally.”

vim to harrisburg: “chasms manufacturer annulment.”

solved to relapse: “bitternut methodical tank.”

reload to enamel: “luminary valium promenades.”

glaze to cheeks: “hexagonal governor strands.”

vocal to encode: “extemporaneous tablespoons appertain.”


ACT FIVE HUNDRED SEVENTEEN


palpitates trousers palindromes: “straggled bunny antagonizing.”

roosts spatulas sidewalks: “drizzling custodial unionizers.”

shrines ensnares glitters: “entourage administrative apprentice.”

particulars cakes syllables: “banked gambling mussels.”

bodyguards leggings sickles: “halfheartedly speedy ornaments.”

eavesdrops carcasses wings: “participle assailants waft.”

peonies strums brainstorms: “ironically confronting specters.”

bracelets pickles amazes: “studiously sameness choosing.”

chests waters cheers: “collaborators touchy cranberry.”

licks preheats refuges: “filtering craftsman review.”

thermometers parries karats: “immediacies acreage precludes.”

flamingoes novels adheres: “indigestible spawns enthusiasm.”


ACT FIVE HUNDRED EIGHTEEN


brand new face: “henceforth cannot blanks.”

frankfurter broken pleasing: “severs enjoining anagram.”

frame honor fowls: “replaces contrastingly fixating.”

tried foxiest spray: “fountain treads gown.”

birth by boxer: “helvetica bias slam.”

home skills brushes: “feedings retaliate soviet.”

expressing or traces: “contemporary reemphasized swill.”

real than ten: “southeastern willing persuasiveness.”

foundation on fountain: “escalation bipartite informative.”

everyones industrial errors: “arterial gothic dirt.”

mime containing milk: “shrouds chromatography coal.”

damp clothes postmark: “primed elevator candidates.”


ACT FIVE HUNDRED NINETEEN


postscript of timber: “chagrin flake habitats.”

grow in princesses: “relational submodule processor.”

potassium cheek groan: “flocks conditional coven.”

potpie for flowers: “delegates elusive chattanooga.”

saxophone garden crown: “backtracked autonomy excreted.”

bark pedals koans: “revolutionize mercilessly characterizations.”

crust elemental face: “subdividing permutations businessman.”

weekend embalmer potentate: “casework auditioning evident.”

tattered clothing chickens: “bacterial attributes microphone.”

potato chip posterity: “commentary barbarity auctioneers.”

earthenware bicycle geese: “incipient presence thicket.”

sucks skys urns: “methodology determined acknowledgement.”


ACT FIVE HUNDRED TWENTY


bandages in time: “conundrums celebrating claws.”

admonish in poverty: “summations millionaire balms.”

possum in shortstop: “suppressor intercity darwinian.”

problem in geranium: “ubiquitous gathering awning.”

gesture in addiction: “handiwork equipped odorously.”

escapade in measels: “premiums poodle teletype.”

chopstick in churn: “copperhead bough commuters.”

romantic in tablespoonful: “unless respective eggshell.”

syrup in montana: “tremendously distinguish blessings.”

guild in crucifixion: “braver loudly nassau.”

crotch in ashes: “ballistic gullies distressed.”

dabble in words: “scenery appalled reformers.”


ACT FIVE HUNDRED TWENTY ONE


from this tree: “decently ironies maximum.”

able to sofa: “firefly referred shrivel.”

nooses are used: “stiff bats bostonian.”

same kind earl: “interlaces ombudsman reviled.”

noun for fun: “armchair precipitates chopper.”

a game county: “whines robes disbanding.”

likes coughing at: “precambrian masturbates booksellers.”

rank is rocket: “entitled stalling assailant.”

narrow bed advice: “interception pledge bailing.”

cottonmouth many cows: “belabor supplemental suzuki.”

an office furnace: “bolster attendant banisters.”

swelling women noels: “whisky wearying towhee.”


ACT FIVE HUNDRED TWENTY TWO


to be radical: “unfair to kierkegaard.”

to be authentic: “strange attractor pentagon.”

to be authority: “stir fried broccoli.”

to be present: “yankees attacking boston.”

to be mentioned: “dada via wittgenstein.”

to be style: “artificial crab hunan?”

to be written: “jeffersonian patriot act?”

to be requires: “ionesco versus duchamp.”

to be subjective: “mushrooms scallops shrimp.”

to be shared: “tea party revolution?”

to be converging: “fractal basin guantanamo.”

to be elliptic: “pakistan contra barthelme.”


ACT FIVE HUNDRED TWENTY THREE


headgames orally conditioned: “hobo chang ba?”

genital midrash traditions: “sofa contra cola?”

jabs absence emission: “karma fruit loop?”

concurrent sitting spinning: “lamp sand cluster?”

hitchhikes thumbing omitting: “burroughs’ adding machine?”

godheads manual transmision: “joseph k traduced?”

gnostic dictions artifaces: “levy’s junkmail oracle?”

glottal undercurrents expressions: “blue million miles?”

hermits multiplication fables: “politics of war?”

anything goes swarming: “five million copies?”

ripples explicit whines: “lolita clothes horse?”

emphasizes nouns entourages: “floppy boot stomp?”


ACT FIVE HUNDRED TWENTY FOUR


haiku to condense: “fragile gumdrops stamps?”

social context snow: “fuck abstinence now?”

shivering devices journey: “textual family values?”

failing readings elliptic: “blood for drugs?”

crawling down matrix: “drugs for oil?”

nuthatch millennia commonalities: “oil for money?”

wooden bowl notebooks: “money for nothing?”

dialogic small boats: “washington bullets again.”

polyvalent scarecrows shock: “ol time religion?”

recognize ourselves authenticated: “eyes like pinwheels?”

compressed mice texts: “cannon’s jug stompers?”

croaking thousand years: “drunken fiddlers convention?”


ACT FIVE HUNDRED TWENTY FIVE


forthcoming bungles burial: “unmask seasonable allotments.”

sediment tray basis: “thickness prepended alibi.”

fossiliferous ink pad: “brocade thesis stagecoaches.”

injecting heated frontiers: “mouse colonized cartoons.”

hurtful shaping shelters: “bodily snake incremented.”

blask as infrasonic: “huddling chrysanthemum courtesies.”

lower limt longhorn: “monumentally thawing qualm.”

odometer inflorescence freemasons: “spindled novice gratuity.”

barbarousness paralyses silkscreens: “enhancing employment unrolls.”

pinger roquefort shoshone: “impute performances disposer.”

oddfellows sublime vertebra: “fades developer rationalizes.”

windpipes tendrils glossarys: “reexamines doleful smashes.”


ACT FIVE HUNDRED TWENTY SIX


manhandling offsets suffix: “rubber band saxophone.”

remedy skydiving ladle: “fastidious robber barons.”

prep school feather: “scratch monetary brandish.”

sneer proverb dusk: “ghost pull patriots.”

dyslexia casket sandwich: “piracy lexical nearby.”

piercing marble clot: “prepositional medicine mantra.”

brainchild massacre wax: “settlers diversity scoop.”

planetary meaning homespun: “adverbial castle mob.”

hopscotch darn cannibal: “mixed media duties.”

bareback mutton rod: “iatrogenic insurance pillage.”

robotic swordfish vow: “toe pry eye.”

firecracker longingly reeefer: “lineage on fire?”


ACT FIVE HUNDRED TWENTY SEVEN


talking mirror anus: “corporate massacre debate?”

legal guppy derrick: “grope pastime midwinter?”

countless poshest dodecahedrons: “peppered shopping freedom?”

outburst sewer president: “elect to oppose?”

headdresses handstands sacks: “settlers risky belief?”

pastels hankers sevens: “inner furry petitions?”

grammar zinnias braillewriter: “fewer candied bankers?”

blast furnace ragtime: “minor gutless poltergeist?”

just mentioned grape: “neoliberal death mask?”

adjective kettles unfeeling: “burnt waitresses astral?”

plural whiskeys airships: “stalking regal counters?”

swaziliand beehive drainpipe: “don’t mention sharon?”


ACT FIVE HUNDRED TWENTY EIGHT


marigold those cecum: “precluded or breakpoints?”

caterpillar of soldiers: “sickness improbability prefixing.”

marquee casuing qatar: “residential credibility reinvented?”

scorpion vacuum handshake: “nor extensions absentminded.”

mammals about global: “impersonally rabble turpentine?”

strong exhalation motto: “digressive obviously brutality.”

snatches does errands: “rumored assassinates evaded.”

esophagus mainlander epoch: “should beloved randomize.”

sanctions along swollen: “rend or comprehensible?”

same dress salve: “outburst sanctimonious ordeal?”

ankle passer indistinguishable: “verifies to listens.”

burns to breathe: “bohemian against sterilized.”


ACT FIVE HUNDRED TWENTY NINE


pendulum flat face: “managerial purchases clobbering.”

batter swung tesselate: “pockets domestication battles.”

thick hair calendar: “particularly intractable contaminates.”

sugarcane snowstorrm grackle: “mediates treacherous dupes?”

crushed for mistaken: “process sequestered insurgents.”

dieting graphic symbols: “protectorate resistance delinquency.”

befalls guillotines belches: “decrypts skirmishing firmer.”

ballerina rouse plows: “coarsely mappings privately.”

flippers sweeping blow: “cretaceously wagons inconvenienced?”

drinking it hinge: “antagonists quantifying inventors.”

telescope swept potatoes: “quieting not knifed?”

optician camshaft cheers: “associates curfews mobs.”


ACT FIVE HUNDRED THIRTY


forfeit new face: “hermitage nude trace.”

bacteria new face: “falsely nude grace.”

roadrunner new face: “foaming nude brace.”

magnetic new face: “carpets nude ace.”

clusters new face: “travesty nude pace.”

furnishings new face: “camping nude lace.”

campaign new face: “fishing nude mace.”

tapestry new face: “blusters nude race.”

cargo new face: “agnostic nude brace.”

format new face: “gunner nude grace.”

faucet new face: “bastard nude trace.”

heritage new face: “forget nude ace.”


ACT FIVE HUNDRED THIRTY ONE


revelation tweezers century: “diversion briar electric.”

title riot kitten: “supplementing august futile.”

longship speech farming: “framing revolutionary spittle?”

sneakers ketchups eggs: “profound tinkles congenial.”

cygnets to wait: “pertinent talents microcycle.”

swallowing or someone: “centurion kitchen, swarming.”

dormitory shovel spur: “anthrax collagen starling.”

rind control bathing: “throughput when nurtured.”

hockey skin peppermint: “subjectively concourse weatherman?”

hole punch arlington: “ottomanizations if apropos.”

foolproof firsthand collapses: “fulfilled haddock moss?”

gulps went orthodox: “motions precariously speechless.”


ACT FIVE HUNDRED THIRTY TWO


savanna by muslims: “hole in one.”

haunch by muslims: “one from many.”

ermine by muslims: “one more night.”

motorcycle by muslims: “one on one.”

amarillo by muslims: “armadillo by christians.”

krill by muslims: “grilled by christians.”

camerperson by muslims: “caption by americans.”

salad by muslims: “oil by americans.”

tendon by muslims: “tension by americans.”

waterworks by muslims: “disease by design.”

woodchuck by muslims: “groundhog by himself.”

insecure by muslims: “made in china.”


ACT FIVE HUNDRED THIRTY THREE


direcct romps whale: “dionysus accentual wrestlings.”

laughtrack lisps shipwrecks: “sputnik or bobolink?”

himalayan tornado vice: “journalist crises body.”

sovereign fermented cutie: “proportionally annulled calibrations.”

heard between toupee: “trend grassiest liverpool.”

candidates their showlaces: “causations mouthful equitably.”

unripe on foot: “bureaucrats advancement palms.”

short distances inhaler: “authority commentaries waitresses.”

justice a puzzle: “lamented constantly avionics.”

epic elbow freak: “informer poises unassigned.”

italicize snowing today: “unbound petitioned proficient.”

the tusks timing: “tonnage dissociates jars.”